mondays
So in the sad event of Ben leaving, I decide that we are going to make today as relaxing and low-key as possible.
We hung out in our jammies until ten (I know you're jealous) then decided to take long, warm bubbly baths (for the kids- although it does sound nice).
Ava and Eli have been happily pouring water and seem very content in their warm bubble world. I begin wrapping up the time by washing up Ava. As I reach in to wash her I feel what seems to be little wet pieces of paper floating through my fingers. As i am determining all the possibilities of what this could be, my greatest fear is realized as I notice that the water has turned a murky shade of green. Yep... a big pile of poo in the bottom of her bath seat. No wonder she's so happy.
Then, as I am cleaning out the entire tub, all the toys, and the bath seat in order that I can run fresh water to clean off the children that have been contaminated with poo, Eli, standing stark naked, takes one look at me (probably deciding that this is a key opportunity) and pees all over the bathroom floor.
I hope your Monday has gotten off to a better start than mine...
We hung out in our jammies until ten (I know you're jealous) then decided to take long, warm bubbly baths (for the kids- although it does sound nice).
Ava and Eli have been happily pouring water and seem very content in their warm bubble world. I begin wrapping up the time by washing up Ava. As I reach in to wash her I feel what seems to be little wet pieces of paper floating through my fingers. As i am determining all the possibilities of what this could be, my greatest fear is realized as I notice that the water has turned a murky shade of green. Yep... a big pile of poo in the bottom of her bath seat. No wonder she's so happy.
Then, as I am cleaning out the entire tub, all the toys, and the bath seat in order that I can run fresh water to clean off the children that have been contaminated with poo, Eli, standing stark naked, takes one look at me (probably deciding that this is a key opportunity) and pees all over the bathroom floor.
I hope your Monday has gotten off to a better start than mine...
2 Comments:
that is hilarious!
katie, that is awesome. thanks for sharing. :)
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